Wherein twice a week increasingly rarely, I bloviate about politics, religion, and all manner of other impolite dinner conversation—and from time to time, I post a LOLcat.
Sure, Alli blocks the absorption of fat that you eat. But that isn't why you'll lose weight when you take it.*
*--Yes, I know I haven't explained why I haven't posted in four months. Next time, I promise. Just enjoy this for now.