Oh, so that's why...

Here's an internet personality test: for each item below, answer the following question: does it make you feel

a) revolted
b) appalled
c) fascinated
d) hungry
e) all of the above

Sloppy Joe On A Krispy Kreme

Bob Evans Sausage Gravy Machine

Heart Attack Sandwich—Chicken fried steak, chicken-fried bacon, a country sausage, a fried egg, a fried green tomato topped with cheddar cheese and sandwiched between buns toasted in bacon fat, all served with a gravy dipping sauce.

Corn dog pizza

If you answered anything but D or E to the above questions, you are probably 20 pounds lighter than I am. More food pr0n here.